Interesting house of the day 1

This an fine looking home in a nice neighborhood – still an affordable neighborhood yet still with a little excitement from the grit. Highlighted in green below in some text from the realtors blurb (who is Tony Couto of Remax West ) are items that sounds wonderful about the house and in orange is a statement that is probably not so right. It may be just worth it for the instant Stunning Maple Kit that comes with the house – see text below. Realtors should not write house descriptions provided to the public in “realtor vernacular” english

Tony Couto of Remax West

Olde Minico Elegance & Grace, Circa 1905. Sun-Filled 4 Bedrooms W/New World Charm. Lovingly Cared For, Boasts Original Baseboards & Wood Trim, Lead Glass Windows, B/I Window Seat, Elegant Fireplace, Stunning Maple Kit, New Bath & Fabulous 20 X 10 Deck Overlooking Oasis. Features Formal Living & Dining Rooms. Close To Public Transit, Marina, Parks And Lake. Minutes To Downtown. Restoration & Attention To Detail Unsurpassed. Shows 10+++ Great Neighbours!!! (sic)

Heated Floors In Kitchen And Main Bath. All Elf’s, Fridge, B/I Oven & Microwave, B/I Gas Cooktop, B/I Dishwasher, Gb & Equipment Hwt (R). One Of A Kind, Show To Most Discriminating Buyers. 50 X 124 Lot.

P.S.  the agent name is given as a courtesy – don’t know him

posted by Robert

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